DESI MOM –(hilarious)

Got this in the mail :) :) - (Thanks Sathish  for sharing)

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a
girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, She and I are just roommates."
About a week later, the girl came To Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but
I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by
now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Desi