THE GEEK & THE GHOST -21

This story is based on some true events, however it has been fictionalized and all persons appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

It was another dull day in “SPARK TECHNOLOGIES”

DJ…. Boss is calling you

oh no that cant be good

may be he is giving a raise

yeah rite  we don’t have funds for a new water cooler  how the hell he will give me a  raise

just go yaar  he is waiting

ok ok  ooff here we go

……………….

DJ : ok.. now where the hell is Chatur?

where else ? he’s gone to tirupati 

what for?

you don't know? he goes there every month..

oh no  he is not going to come today is he?

no not till Thursday why?

I need to make these charts yaar.. he is good @ excel

well..enjoy maadi

[expletive]

WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY NEW YEAR

The Geek & The Ghost -20

This story is based on some true events, however it has been fictionalized and all persons appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.


on the way will reach in 10 mins
////////////message sent///////////////
RJ Calling.........

DJ: hey
RJ: hi dude
u r back?
yeah reached this morning
how was the trip
yeah it was ok
hmm
so where ?
where wat?
coffee of course
oh......(darn it)
ur busy or something?
um uh um....actually
yeah?
i am on the way to meet DG
oh.......k..........ohkay
thought u r coming tomo
hey no probs man..wats there.. we will meet tomo
sure... done

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10 things I learned in Hyderabad

Recently I went to Hyderabad and these are the 10 most important things I learned which I think everyone who is going to Hyderabad should know, but seldom told.

So here goes

1. People say biryani at least 5 times a day

2. Biryani is available for breakfast,lunch & dinner – 24/7

3. People eat biryani at least once a day..unless they are dead

4. People don't say lets meet for lunch or dinner, they say lets have a biryani together

5. Not being a hungry is not an acceptable excuse for not having biryani

6. Its rude to even ask what's so special about biryani.(caution,u may face physical danger)

7. Impressing a local girl requires extensive knowledge about availability of biryani, capacity to eat more biryani than her and of course ability to afford it.

8. Its never a pretty sight to see a girl dunk a whole biryani by herself ,no matter how pretty she is (solution-look at your biryani & eat)

9. Any biryani is best as long as it is made in Hyderabad

10. BIRYANI.

MJ's POST ON FEB 14

The Geek & The Ghost -19

This story is based on some true events, however it has been fictionalized and all persons appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.


DG calling DJ

DG : oye
DJ : hellos
Why aren’t u online
because i am outside
where?
Kalmane Koffee – Garuda
with whom?
RJ
When will you come?
around 10 i guess
ping me
sure
bye
bye

*********************************

I message received - DG

The Geek & The Ghost -18

This story is based on some true events, however it has been fictionalized and all persons appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

(rejection)

“Good Morning Sir calling From Spark technologies DJ here……..later sir? sure i will call later”

(regional racism)

“DJ can you get this call.Its one of ur ppl”

(airhead colleagues)

“DJ I haven't got ur mail …

but i have sent it ..

   Are u implying  that i am liar??”

(bad joking obnoxious boss)

“Sir,ur coffee

keep the change  heheheh i am just kidding..

he …he……he  (fake laughter)

eh.. DJ can u get the biscuits too?” 

(cost cutting )

“wat?? no bonus this festival???” 

(sour grapevine)

“did u hear? they broke up. no no that was last week now they are living together

(recession )

“did u hear ?? 2 of the big 3 are downsizing

that's bad , wat abt 3rd one?

worse – bankruptcy”

……………………………………………………

12.30 am   

“ eeegggggggghuuuuuuuffffffffeeennnnnnnnmmmmmmmm”
DJ was  stretching his arms as far as possible,slowly rotated his sprained neck, trying to relax himself..still 8 pages to go in the report. He couldn’t  look at the screen anymore. He got up and started to walk around the hall.

The Geek & The Ghost - 17

This story is based on some true events, however it has been fictionalized and all persons appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.


"Oh no...not again"
DJ's irritation was so radioactive .that even a lizard nearby would have become Mozilla..err...Godzilla. He ran the network troubleshooting wizard again, but it was still showing no internet access.
"Troubleshooting wizard could not identify any problems"
DJ suddenly in his imagination became Quick Gun Murugan wearing yellow coat and green trousers with fringes & a cowboy hat. He could see modems branded "Trouble” hanging on wires in a distance .He took out both his revolvers and started shooting them A la' matrix time slice. After the first round, he blew the smoke from the guns and said
"Ennada Rascalas, I am the ultimate Trouble Shooter.... Nan nenacha...."
His dialogue was interrupted ..........DG Calling...........
DJ decided to cut the scene short and simply said "Mind It" and picked up the call

Happy 2010 Everyone

The stars of my story The Geek & Ghost would like to Wish all our readers a very
Prosperous & Peaceful 2010

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!
~Carolyn Wells


Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
~Anonymous